The Free Land of New Flivian Islava is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.756 billion New Flivian Islavans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The strong New Flivian Islavan economy, worth 402 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,904 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, a major religion has been named as New Flivian Islava's national religion, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Flivian Islava's national animal is the fox.

New Flivian Islava is ranked 52,569^th in the world and 356^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 32.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.